Computer People and Human Computers

It's really not that unfunny. In a webcomic, or any other form of literature, you are aloud to impliment fictional characters or events. So unless Xkcd is a nonfiction and there really are red spiders with six legs are roaming floating blocks above a city, there is no problem with this.

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218 (not that it's bad in this case - I like this one a lot) Oh wow, Carl Wheeler has the ability to know when somethings funny *claps*
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I'm not going to count 237 because he might be talking to a person on the other end. If it were a computer, though, then it would be on the list. I'm pretty sure he's talking to a person.
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285 (also pretty funny) *claps again* I'm so shocked, this is a major breakthrough. I'm calling Fox now to put it on the news. I can see the headlines now: Carl Wheeler Gains Sense of Humour.
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327 - as I've stated elsewhere, one of my least favorite of all time. I agree, this wasn't that funny.
329, but any joke about the Turing test would be on this list so I can't hold it against him. Wow, first humour, now recognization. I think I'm going to cry, I'm so happy.
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371 - textbook example of this category. This was funny. Enough said.
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The Sex Jokes

Oh man, sex cannot no matter what, be funny at all. Carl, you are trying to hate Xkcd, you really don't, and we all know it. You're just trying to keep your stupid blog alive.

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594 N (not sex per se, but certainly a conversation about vaginas, right?)
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Oral sex is the easiest type to draw with stick figures.
It can't be akward or else the comic can't be funny.

Yes, you left out that you're a complete moron.

So Caring and Loving

You have it all wrong. Just, wrong. Randall is not doing any of the things you say he is. He is not being preachy or annoying. You're pathetic.

322 Was funny. You may not think so, but take a poll. It's funny, and you obviously have no sense of humour.

438 Ok, now that doesn't even make sense. Carl, not the comic.

471 No. Just, no.

No, 385 shouldn't count. None of your rants on this even make sense.

Troubled Romance

Oh wow, troubled romance can never be funny, everyone knows that. I'm just gon'na skip right to commentary.

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458 (I say it's in the same spirit, even if there's no actual couple presented) No, 100 times no.
449 oh god how i hate this one No, not really.
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439 kinda Uhm, no. That was just a crazy guy.
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383 what the fuck is up with that one, seriously Yeah, this one didn't make much sense....
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240 though arguably there was a broader point there, with the time and date There was no relationship.
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104 is creeeeepy Uhm.... No. That relationship is definately NOT troubled.
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Memes

Yes Carl, Randall uses memes. This is the internet, memes are very popular here. They are a reference to something, but What does it matter?? Seriously, a person can't make a simple reference to a saying or something in a comic?? Is that some kind of rule?? Honestly, it's not like Randall is saying one meme over and over, he's using different ones!! Just get the fuck over it. (Also, the third repetitive word is supposed to be emphasised, there isn't supposed to be a fourth ;))

Here are my words:
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the whole fucking secretary series I don't know of the meme he referenced so I can't comment on this.
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391 - decide for yourself on this one. It could go either way, I think. Yes, it's a meme, but it IS funny.
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286, as mentioned above Already disproved.
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124, times a bajillion It's about blogs!! Of course there are going to be MEMES!!
107 - Snakes on a plane was totally more meme than movie Uhm, no.
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How This Will Work

I will be posting what I liek about the comic I specified and talking about why Carl is wrong or just plain pathetic. Pretty vague, but that about sums it up.