The Sex Jokes

Oh man, sex cannot no matter what, be funny at all. Carl, you are trying to hate Xkcd, you really don't, and we all know it. You're just trying to keep your stupid blog alive.

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631
613 N
604 C
600 N
598 C
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595 N
594 N (not sex per se, but certainly a conversation about vaginas, right?)
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584 C
583 N
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550
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539 (boderline - but because of "i'm casually dating a number of people" I'm counting it.)
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507 N
487 C
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400 C
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328 N
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136 C

Oral sex is the easiest type to draw with stick figures.
It can't be akward or else the comic can't be funny.

Yes, you left out that you're a complete moron.